7th Avenue

Taken From Hiroko’s Diary 07.05.12

Well now, the ding dong ditch thing. I just had it 2 or 3 times though.

I
think all of them were done just around the same time of the weekday
afternoon . . . That’s why I’m guessing it might be by a kid on the way
home from school.

I see I have 3 options . . .

1 To ignore it.

I just let it go and don’t care.

2 To stake out.

Like
a detective in the drama, I go get a canned coffee and sandwiches at
the convenience store, sit down at the entrance of my home, and read Chibimaruko  from the 1st volume.  Remain there with patience.

Finally
on hearing the ding dong sound, I jump up like an athlete who reacts to
the "Go!" signal, and open the door ! ! With loud laugh like
"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!"! Can you beat it! I’m pretty sure if it is a
small kid, he/she would be paralyzed with terror. ("Wh, What the hell
is wrong with this woman . . . !")
That way I put the fear of adults in the kid.

3 To ding dong ditch too

How come??? ahahah

I’ve
never done it since I was a ‘good’ girl~. Reading through your e-mails
I found there were more people than I thought who did it when they were
little, which made me surprised. Well, but then again, you may not do
it, ’cause you feel creepy and bad if someone does it to you.

Good
boys and girls! You don’t do stuff like ding dong ditch! A scaaary
kinky woman like me might be sitting at the entrance. !Clang!
"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW ! ! !" - if the doors are opened to you that
way, you feel quite scary, right? (I just would like to do this, actually . . . )